Wednesday, January 28, 2009


Dear Mercurialites,
BEN IS LEAVING...Aussie Ben, to be more specifical. His motherland harkens his return. I know you will all miss him so come and visit him before he leaves. I believe he will depart for his mystical pilgramage upon his noble, magenta, wing'ed stead next Wednesday, but if I am incorrect about the date I will holler back in your general vicinity.
So gather all ye Mercurisians, from and wide and bid this fine gent his proper adieu! Main street may be close to the bitter border of harsh Scarberia, but try to brave the arctic climate. In the southern region of Queen St. it may be warm, sunny, tropical and picturesque, but cart yer butts in and say bye, if you can. Oh yeas and order thoust a macchiato.
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Monday, January 19, 2009



Well, I don't know how Main Street can compete with Queen's previous post. Those guys are so zany and majestic. Hey! Did you know some of us LIVE TOGETHER? How about that? Did you know that Neil has never taken off that tiara? He sleeps with it on! And from my bedroom I can hear Matt's eye a-twinkling. It drives me nuts. Twinkling all night.

Hey! Our featured latte is the confusingly-named "Panama - Baru Indian High Estate". It's a bit dark but hey, I like it. And our featured press (at the more civilized Main Street location) is "La Amistad" from Costa Rica.



I have never seen this movie.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009


O yah!

Cum on doen to mecury expresso bar! we have coiffees from other worlds! lol.\

we have stuff from south oif mexicoah, also, please try one of our lates!1

-matty davey

p.s. try an shot of expresso too///

nile here to take offer form matty. yah yah yah o!!! we loves it here more than anyweres. better then manich (where is that even allemagne?) bester then darck hoarse. better then rockit full. more better than even super poplar starbank!!!! we heart cofeee over here in the east land! ok. by by!

heart heart heart, nile ranking.

ok, free turrnip juices for every 10th commrade!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Now I know that hardly any of us could contain ourselves when we heard of those dearn resolutions that the afore mentioned "sisters" deemed to create an art/blog piece with.
We shall see what the beach populace aims to do or not to do. Brace yourselves folks, this should be the ride of your lives.

WARNING:If you are sipping a hot beverage please put it down and swallow whatever coffee remnants thar be in your mouthhole. You may be so enthralled by the anonymous secrets confessed that your lap be scalded or you spray the liquid in you mouth upon the monitor. Don't say I didn't warn you. Read with caution.
LET


US

BEGIN:
-To set healthy boundaries in my life and gain internal strength!(insert happy face here)
-Have more manicures(pedicures too!)
-Use more exclamation points!!!!!!!
-GO GREEN
-Quit smoking
Eat healthier
-GO PURPLE!!!!!
-Finish implementing getting things done x get organized
-LOVE ALL, SERVE ALL,
-Tell the Aussie he's gorgeous! and sweet and oh-so-pretty
-Dear Mercury,
I resolve to dump 50lbs by getting up to Main Sq.'s treadmill everyday for four months -done it before- can do it again.
-To have realistic resolutions
-Quit smoking
Do volenteers hours
Be more optomistic
-Too dissregard correkt speelling and gramar altogetter
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-TO WITNESS MY EMOTIONS - So I can respond and not react(smiley face, heart, peace sign)
-To waste lots of paper writing resolutions
-I resolve...First and foremost to have FAITH...to go with the flow in FAITH and
to organize my
1.home-office
2.finances
3.Goals for 2009
And then.....to have more FAITH.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
-Stop taking things(and people) for granted
-Become "in"dependant!
-To shift down from Type A to Type A-
And that is the heart-stopping, jaw-dropping, mesmerizing peak into the minds of the masses.

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Here at Mercu-tech we'd like to give a few guidelines to help ensure an enjoyable stay at our establishment while taking advantage of our complimentary wireless.

1. Please come up to the counter and ask us for the password card. The timid employees don't like to be yelled at from across the room and it may cause them to spill hot beverages, perhaps in the yeller's direction. By accident of course.

2. Please return the password card once you have gained access. There's only one card and, more often than not, more than one user on the premises. This would allow everyone to gain access and therefore pit everyone in the same bandwidth-reduced environment.

3. Please make a purchase before asking for the password card. This is the whole point of offering complimentary wireless. You see, we live in a capitalism society where NOTHING is actually 'free' and things that are offered as 'free' act as a lubricant for an initial purchase thereby negating actually giving anything away for nothing in return. You dig? Muffins are only two bucks, you cheap bastard.

4. Don't surf porn. I will see. And I will make fun of you.

5. Ditto for online gambling. Except I'll wait for you to build up your take and pull the plug on you.

6. If you really have to use our bandwidth to stream Gossip Girls, please use headphones. You WILL lose the volume battle and will be forced to watch your stupid show with subtitles.

7. Please don't download torrents. Similar to the online gambling, I'll wait until you're almost done and pull the plug on you if I even let you get that far. We have important browsing to do.

8. If in any event you spend more than 4 hours here you may be forced to become chummy with the staff here and proceed with a first-name-basis relationship with some. Some symptoms may include: ridicule, hugs, bad jokes, puns, laughter, etc.


If you proceed in accordance to these guidelines your stay at Merc-tech should be a prosperous one. Any complaints regarding our complimentary wireless can be emailed to itsfreeyoucheapo@douche.com

Friday, January 02, 2009


HAPPY NEW YEAR
up at merc on main where as usual it is pretty slow, We sisters, jamy and tina, are discussing new years resolutions. besides the typical 'stay away from trans fats' and 'be nice to your neighbour' we want to know what all of you are going to do for your resolutions. So we have created a new years resolution box where you can write down your resolution and let us know- anonymously, what you plan to do... or stop doing in the new year. Its just for fun, and we are going to make some sort of art/ maybe blog about the answers you give us!!!
so come in drink some caffeine and share your plans for two thousand and nine