Why is cheese so durn tasty??
Why can't I stop eating it??
I feel lethargic and oh so in need of a nap. See what you have done to me cheese???
I recommend checking out the Leslieville Cheese Market if you want to feel my delicious pain. While you're at it, why not get yourself a big ol' gulp of a latte over here at yon spro bar de la Mercury? Ain't nothin' like relaxin' on the PAT-I-O as the summer weather wanes, a cheese sandwich in one hand and a latte in t'other, is there?
To whom do I pose these questions? Is it you dear reader? Why don't you tell me?
Good night & God Bless.