Sunday, November 16, 2008
To illustrate the *ahem* uniqueness of the respective stores, I will list a quick and easy-to-read guide:
"a rush" QUEEN ST- A mass of customers that swell at peak times causing a delay in service, usually around the mornings.
MAIN ST- Anything more than three people.
MAIN ST- Anything with swearing or anything derogatory
QUEEN ST- We haven't found anything yet.
"I'm going to get food"
MAIN ST- Going next door to James' apartment and looking real sad.
QUEEN ST- I'm going to Reliable.
"I'd like a regular coffee please"
MAIN ST- "Would you like a press or an americano?"
QUEEN ST- "NO"
QUEEN ST- This one time I was offered a blowjob for 20 bucks
MAIN ST- This one time someone asked me how I was doing.
QUEEN ST- 4 people behind the counter and no room to fart
MAIN ST- 1 person at 5 pm on a weekday
QUEEN ST- Calling a customer an asshole out loud and having them laugh at it
MAIN ST- Eye contact
Thanks for reading.