Hey metal, Neil Diamond will always be harder than you.

If you can decaffeinate coffee, can you re-caffeinate it as well?

The first person to discover cow's milk must have felt really awkward when he started telling people what he found out.

Mothers use the word 'funky' to describe things that you should like.

Honey is bee's puke. Think about it.

Why do have to be so mean all the time, House?

Syphilis can make your nose fall off.

Fake noses were very en vogue in the 1700's.