(To be read while bobbing head to Van Halen's "Right Now").
Right now... Matthew and Mike have Jim's Best Western's meatballs glued to their ribs.
Right now... Alex is too busy downloading Norwegian death metal to notice the customer at the register.
Right now... Jackie is probably working her other job and Alice is definitely hung over.
Right now... We're out of both our banana flax muffin and our banana spelt muffin. (Thank heavens for the banana millet muffins.)
Right now... We will happily make you an iced latte, but not an iced cappuccino because come on.
Right now... Van Halen's "Right Now" probably has you pining for a Crystal Pepsi like it's the summer of '92.