Tuesday, February 03, 2009

GUYS.
THIS MORNING I WAS PRIVY TO A RARE PHENOMENON. AS PER USUAL, I PRANCED INTO WORK IN MY PECULIAR WAY, BUT SOMETHING WAS DIFFERENT. THE AURA OF MERCURY ESPRESSO BAR HAD CHANGED.
I REACHED FOR MY CARBON-ALLOY, THRICE FORTIFIED, TITANIUM CORE SYNESSO PORTA-FILTER, DOSED MYSELF A SHOT, AND LOADED IT INTO THE ESPRESSO INITIATION VESSEL.

WHAT I WOULD SEE NEXT WOULD CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER.



THAT'S RIGHT. I WITNESSED THE RECURSION OF A SHOT OF ESPRESSO WITHIN ITSELF. NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS!
I EXPECTED TO SAUNTER INTO WORK AND DO EVERYTHING ACCORDING TO MY REGIMENTED ROUTINE, BUT THIS RARE SPECTACLE HAS ENABLED ME TO SEE THINGS IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT. THIS ENRICHING EXPERIENCE HAS AWAKENED THE ESPRESSO BEAST WITHIN ME AND I NOW FEEL CONFIDENT AS A CONTENDER IN THE ESPRESSO BATTLE.

DAMIEN.

THIS IS A RESPONSE TO YOUR CHALLENGE.
I ACCEPT!

3 comments:

Mercury Espresso Bar said...
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Mercury Espresso Bar said...

big deal, i pooped a solid poop this morning. you don't see me bragging about it... oh wait, i just did...

Pistacle Pete said...

Whatever, you Clown, you 'Peculiar Prancer.' Step to me when you have the cojones to leave your name, kid. I'm the Roman Legion and you're Archie & the Gang.

~damien