Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Heya Honeycat!
Fun Tuesday facts:
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license
The human brain is 80% water.
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Mercury Has the BEST coffee in town.
And that's a fact!

Heads up for all you crazy cats that plan ahead (you know who you are)--
Wow, what an age. The terrible 2 for most, but in this case not dreadful at all. I'll keep you up to date on any fun (more than the usual) that will be going on in the coming month.
-To start it off we've got photography going up by the World Famous, Nicest Guy Alive, Might just take your picture, Graham "awesome dude" Powell. The show will display the Life and Times of Mercury Organic Espresso Bar.
-It's also staff art month! So check out how talented and creative your baristas are.
-Who knows what crazy shenanigans we'll get up to next?!?
Who's cuter? WEll I just can't decide. Maybe We'll get a goat for the big weekend and take a poll. Well the goat's pretty sweet... But who makes a better coffee? If you said the goat- you'd be wrong. Nobody makes coffee like an Alex Tran Party. Or is it an S- Club party? I forget. But the point is this- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise. And that's a FACT!

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